Creative License is a weekly audio and video podcast with Bill Hermann of "The Entertainment Experience Workshops and Seminars" with his take on the DJ Industry, DJ Life and Fun

Bill Hermann and Jason Jones share a big announcement regarding their participation in the next Mobile Beat Show in Las Vegas.  https://www.facebook.com/mobilebeatlasvegas  Then Jason shares a wonderful list of travel accessories you will never need for your trip to Vegas for the show.  http://mashable.com/2014/06/08/ridiculous-travel-accessories/  Then they talk about a new "Realty TV" Show about DJs that will be casting soon.  http://www.magneticmag.com/2013/01/how-to-become-a-superstar-dj-the-reality-tv-version/

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30pm CDT
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Bill and Jason discover that you can virtually DJ for a crowd of Avatars with real people on the other side listening.   Which DJ's are raking in the big bucks in Las Vegas?  Bill and Jason talk about a story on Bloomberg on Steve Aoki.  How Steve creates an experience and what a dork the lead anchor is in the story. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:50pm CDT
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Bill and Jason talk about the latest Digital Short from Andy Sandberg on Saturday Night LIve poking fun at club DJ's.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCawU6BE8P8 Then they speculate on whether the new Spotify DJ software and streaming subscription will finally replace the DJ like the ipod was going to.  https://www.yahoo.com/tech/use-this-dj-app-to-stream-skip-and-scratch-spotifys-86493211209.html 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:53pm CDT
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Bill is on location in Boston, MA for this episode.  He just flew in to give a presentation from the Entertainment Experience to an American Disc Jockey Association chapter.  Brendan Burchill joins them on the show.  In this episode they talk about the street performers in Faneuil Hall Marketplace and how that relates to performing weddings.  They also talk about what they learned from performing their most recent wedding receptions.  You can also view this podcast at www.djntv.com

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:30pm CDT
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Bill and Jason joke about stereo types and wonder how the DJ stereo type has changed over time. They share an ad for a wedding band that was pulled by Craigslist, you will wonder why. Bill apologizes and then wonders if he should buy Vladamire's castle in Romania. Everything you need to know about everything this week.
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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:55am CDT
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Bill and Jason talk about thier experience at the Lighting Symposium. Plus they discuss a story about a DJ that sues a Movie Star for breach of contract, DJ Cassidy and his summer 2014 playlist and give a shout out to Prince's newest party DJ Michael Holtz

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:31am CDT
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Bill and Jason Talk about thier 50th episode. Jason does Muppet impersonations and talks about the puppet he owns that looks like him. Bill and Jason talk about an article they found by DJ R/D that tells the ladies how they must be to "Date a DJ" and discuss a test that will tell you if you are a music hater or lover.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30pm CDT
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Jason Jones returns from Vacation! ... and he has NEWS! The Bill and Jason Show is being simulcast on #DJNTV making this a show by DJ's for DJ's once again!

 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:40pm CDT
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Steve Bowen from Australia sits in again for the vacationing Jason Jones on The Bill and Jason Show. This week they talk about community fundraising, The 1st ever DJAA conference and Indigenous Australian People. Bill does his best to decribe what a snow day is, they both discuss differences in American and Australian television and the language barriers that seperate not only thier 2 countrys but people in general.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00pm CDT
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The Bill and Jason Show is without json yet again but this week you get the pleasure of Mr. Steve Bowen, an entertainer/speaker and DJ from Down Under. He is a leader in his country and very well liked and respected so we are unsure why he decided to attach himself to our little dog and pony show. In this episode Bill does a good job of showing his love for but complete ignorance of the Australian people and thier country while Steve suffers the fool. www.bowensentertainment.com.au

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00pm CDT
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Jim Cerone "The Perfect Host" sit's in again for Jason Jones and he and Bill Hermann chat about being DJ's, fathers, radio, radio terminogoly, 80's music, old recording mediums, cassette players, record players, jukeboxes, records, comic books, being prepared, how to work out and how to not workout, dieting tips, and making a living as a performer ... spoiler alert ... chase your passion and surround yourself with positive people.

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The Bill and Jason Show is minus Jason so "The Perfect Host" Mr. Jim Cerone graciously offered to fill in. They chat about the business of show business. They talk about The Entertainment Experience in the UK, cool spy stuff and how a man's daughter made an $80,000.00 tweet!

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Bill and Jason discuss the impending U.S. clown shortage, they review the new Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon then Jason notices that Will Arnett and Liam Neisen are dominating that the Kids Movie market just before he goes off on Taco Bell. Bill brings up the Poop Bank, the Viking Apocolypse and a Spelling Bee that ran out of words.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:00pm CDT
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Bill and Jason talk about Bill's annual Oscar party and make thier predictions. They talk about Weatherman Bob Herzog who does his own Frozen Parody. They also have Advice from Google on Google Glass on not being creepy. while they talk about thier movie idea and the Digital Entertainment World Expo in Hollywood California. They make the public apology and share thier thoughts about the Olympics and Bob Costas's haunting eyes.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06am CDT
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Judd August returns to the show to share the excitement of skiing in the mountains of Colorado, Oregon, Wyoming and Utah all in one winter.  Then Jason reminds Judd of the time that a pack of Marlboro cigarettes got him home he ran out of money in Turkey.  Then Bill and Jason share their adventure in Australia and Las Vegas. 

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Bill and Jason are finally back with a lame excuse as to why they've been gone so long.  They were probably hoping that distance might make the heart grow fonder.  In this Episode they are joined by Judd August.  A Twin Cities Singer/Songwriter musician and Jason's friend from college.  He just recently returned form skiing in Colorado, one of the first states to legalize all use of cannibis.  He shares his first hand account in green country.  Then the boys manage to segue to the suicide rate in Australia and finally end up on the topic of Russion bathroom stalls. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:36pm CDT
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Bill and Jason are quarantined from each other as bacteria parties at their homes.  In this episode Jason discovers Sea Land and his son discovers Choo Choo Bob (sort of).  They come up with a great theme idea for the Olympics in Sochi along with some other things they can barely remember. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:46am CDT
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Bill and Jason explore New Years resolutions with the most over rated and underrated exercises. Kelly bounces in with the Beatnik Pop Culture Report!! Then they discover how to make your own petrified baby. What could follow that but a list of really bad apps to buy in 2014.  And some how all of this reminds Jason of a shocking  experience he had with his cell phone.

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What is the deal with Ohio! Why are they so rude to telemarketers! Need gift ideas, Bill and Jason give you the run down on how much it will now cost to give the gifts from eh 12 days of Christmas.  Kelly bounces in with the Pop Culture report and mourn the loss of Peter O'Toole.  Then Bill and Jason attempt to unravel the code in a Sioux Falls SD television ad by Attorney Scott Hoy.  

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:54pm CDT
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Jason attempts to explain what happened to last weeks show. Then we find out what Victoria's secret is that awkward men buy more. If you love coffee shops you can learn the the top ways to piss off your favorite Barista. Kelly is back the the best music you missed from the NPR website including her new favorite band The Pines.   Then the public apology triggers a fierce debate. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:49pm CDT
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Bill and Jason relive a story for Kelly that turns out to be a hoax about this Producer from the "Bachelor" the reality dating ground hogs day  that is very popular among people who want to be in a studio audience, who provokes this lonely, frustrated, sad and pathetic lady wh0 complains loudly into violence and while he does this spits out the story in a spam of a hundred tweets.  Then Bill talks about his requests from Mensa to come and join and before you know it Kelly is back in the room  She starts to give the pop culture report when something unexplainable happens. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:19pm CDT
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Bill and Jason discover the best way to pass the time during a flight delay on the way home for thanksgiving. Then they uncover the dark side of Black Friday. The boys get the scoop on shopping drones from the new Pop Culture reporter Kelly. Then they get random with the front page of the internet.  They saw the movie Catching Fire and found out the best part of the story was the bar tender.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:39pm CDT
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Bill and Jason discover that when you slow crickets down they sound

like a humon choir, or do they?  Then Bill and Jason explore hugging versus

shaking, what's better?  This leads them to wonder why clowns are creepy

again which leads to this anarchist who is crwod sourcing money for

anyone willing to assasinate someone on his list.  Then before they

can transition to another riviting topc Jason's wife Kelly bounces

into the room!! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:14pm CDT
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Bill and Jason discover how people might have spoken thousands of 

years ago.  Then it's on to Masters of Sex - Wait till you hear that

transition.  Ballet Dancers have a special super power no one noticed

until now and where would you grow a new nose if you needed one?

Finally they share a tale of 2 dollar stores. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:32am CDT
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Bill and Jason discover moments when they exceeded what

they thought was possible for themselves from a story about

a woman who accidently runs a whole marathon and places. 

Jason shares about a Hair Show he recently co-produced with

Hair Expressions salon in Arden Hills, MN.  Then they expose

Facebook's dirtly little secret in thier marketing. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:43pm CDT
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Bill and Jason discover how to go green in your graffiti habit

Who could do such graffiti?  Creppy Clowns of course.  The 

same one from the movie "IT" or is it?  This reminds the boys

of the scariest movies they have ever seen.  Then Bill flatters

Jason with a story about how C-pap machines make you better

looking.  Finally they discover the most popular reciepe ever which

is awesome for people who cook and the ugliest animal ever declared

the ugliest animal by a group of organized and interested people who are

interested in that sort of thing.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:16pm CDT
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This week Bill accuses Jason of continuing to smoke ciggarates while Jason

denies it.  They discover some handy features of Facebook and the Bill shares

a riviting story from his days or rather nights in Detriiot. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:04pm CDT
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Hijacked

This week on the Bill and Jason Show, Larry "The Voice Dude" Russo guest hosts.

The guys want to start "Guns for the Blind."  Larry Remembers that he was hijacked

on a Pan Am flight heading for Beruit. Jason finally looks at the crime in his nieghborhood

and Bill finds a guy whodiscovered how to cook rats in the Andes Mountains. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:05pm CDT
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Larry the Voice Dude returns to the show as Guest Host.  Bill finds

his dream beach front property and the guys get jealous.  Jason

shares a moment from last weekends wedding reception.  Then

they find the Mental Floss Fact Generator that some how gets them

talking about Miley Cyrus and her Twirking.  WTH.  Finally Bill

shares an uplighting story about Kidneys. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31pm CDT
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Shamwow

Bill and Jason reminice the crown Jewel of the fair, the Croughnut Burger. 

Jason reveals the Resteraunt Industrial Complex.  Bill reveals the new Wiener

wiener.  Jason takes his toddler son to McDonald's for the first time. Finally

dishwasher cooking tips and the freak show at the Minnesota State Fair.

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Bill and Jason Discover the class better than first class on United Airlines.

Plus the gory details on how Angela Merkle's Airbus got trashed.  Learn

how to rack up $106,000 in parking tickets.  Larry the "voice dude' stops

by for a visit.  Pay attention to what you dentist does with your teeth that

he pulls, he may try and clone you if you're John Lennon.  Then Bill attempts to

unravel the secrets of Masonry.

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Death with Special Guest Host Mitch Taylor

Listener and UP Michigan Entertainer Mitch Taylor joins the show

this week.  He shares a great story about meeting his wife on a

cruise ship.  Then the boys starting talking about ways to die

when you're on vacation because Mitch is also a Travel Agent.

That leads to more stories of Tragic death and finally a woman

who comes back from the dead, sort of. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:03pm CDT
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Adult Diapers and other dirty jobs

Bill and Jason discover the coutnry that consumes the most adult diapers!

Then they talk about the runs and all the themes they come in now.

They also find out how few people really like thier jobs in the US and how

many really hate thier jobs.  It's suprising if you are someone who likes

thier job, it figures if you're not.  Plus, should you look for suicidial tendencies

in your dentist?  You may just save yourself the hassle of finding a new dentist.

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:20pm CDT
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Screw you Bruno Mars Bill and Jaosn talk about

the first Quadrillionaire and how his life isn't better

for it.  Plus you get to feel bad for every person

who ever got screwed out of a fortune from one

of thier inventions.  They talk music as Jason

announces his new Electro-Swing special while Bill

gets upset and finally they check in on the official

wedding of the Bill and Jason Show - Bill and Jason's

Big Wedding. 

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Investigative Report?

In this Episode Bill and Jason send John Young of the Disc Jockey News

to find out what really happens at his Chiropractic office.  Plus, breaking

scientific research on how weed affects you, a review of a couple

of recent Tom Cruise movies along with a brand new game!!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:15am CDT
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The Big Announcement

Bill and Jason make a big announcemnt in this episode! 

It's the first declaration of something offical on the show!

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